I like the reckless, devil-may-care feel of the NYC bar and party scene, where "What are you up to these days?" = "I expect a smoothly self-aggrandizing, live presentation of your resume."
I'm going to start printing up a bullet-point list of current achievements and bringing it to parties.
"What have you been working on lately?"
"Here, read this." (Exit)
CHELSEA PERETTI'S RECENT ACHIEVEMENTS....
(bulletpoint) Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Blah. Blah blahblah!
(bulletpoint) Blahblah blah.
(bulletpoint) Blah blahblah!
I am not kidding.
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