This dog suffers two unfortunate distinctions right off the bat. One it's breed: Cockapoo. It's part cocker spaniel and part poodle. But breeders come on, don't get cute with nasty puns as you cook up half breeds in your lab. Unfortunate distinction #2, the dog is named Buffy. After the Vampire Slayer which is cool--I guess--but if you're fluffy and apricot colored, the last thing you need is a name like Buffy. Poodle haters will lick their savage chops: Buffy...eh? (Quietly, but the kind of quiet that is very loaded) I see.
COME ON, GRANDMOTHER! YOU CAN DO BETTER! (She is not online, nor receptive to crit.)
Note that I am wearing a new Fentons t-shirt here (see next tragic post to understand the full significance of this).
Why would a species ever need to get this cute?
Related note to people with ugly dogs: Cut it out. Yes we get it you're a great spirit and you care about the things that really matter. But you're forgetting that the whole point of a dog is to be cute. You don't need to prove you're a good person in this way.
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