JACKIE BEAT FUCKING RULES

Just got back from her show! TWO STANDING OVATIONS. My face hurts from laughing. Smart as a whip.


Comedy gold!


My hero! (I look like a frightened Dane with a stray eye.)

I'm telling you: non-stop talent. This is what a fucking show is supposed to be. Shock, awe, and an aching jaw---JACKIE BEAT.

[UPDATE: Last show TONITE, Monday the 14th @ FEZ, 380 Lafayette St., $18, (212) 533-2680 or ticketweb.com.]