As a person with occasional antisocial urges...

I often think about new directions my blog could go, that would alienate my meager audience of loyals...

POSSIBLE WAYS TO RAMP UP THE ALIENATION FACTOR ON CHELSEAPERETTI.BLOGSPOT.COM:

1.) All CNN homepage recaps, all the time.
2.) All future posts in the 3rd person (ala: "but what does Chelsea think of the Pat O'Brien vms...").
3.) Schiavo, Schiavo, Schiavo. Debatin' it out with myself.
4.) Discussion of frequent flyer miles.
5.) Lots of posts on what a special woman I am becoming.
6.) Poems to my father.
7.) Salad crit 24-7: "Just a girl in the big city complaining about salad."
8.) Video messages urging you to cease all visitation.

TBC