Di and Dodi

This post by guest-blogger John Mulaney

Since CP likes to give you all tips I thought I might share one of my own...

Question: How should a mother inform her son that Princess Diana has died?

Answer: Wait in your son's room so that you catch him right as he wakes up the morning that the news breaks. Be sure to have on a old robe. Wait until his eyes just eek open from sleep then declare loudly: "Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al Fayed have been killed in a car accident in Paris!" Try and make it sound like your son is somehow to blame. Then walk out of the room..

Thats what my mom did anyway...

Mulaney

This post by guest-blogger John Mulaney