Due to the narcotics-related indiscretions of supermodel Kate Moss

Burberry, Chanel and H&M have dropped Moss from their ad campaigns.


Additionally, Spanish Moss would now like to be referred to by the scientific name: Tillandsia usneoides.

And Wolf Moss would also like to withdraw its casual title and go back to Letharia vulpina.

Still, who can deny the bitch has a bright future...