Dear MTA:

Hey! I just moved to Brooklyn. Please don't fuck this up. You alone have the power to make it work. Sometimes you are very good to me--I love it when you are efficient and consistent. Let's cool it on re-routed train lines and really give this thing a chance to grow. Love you mucho...mucho....much of the time you are doing great!

Yours in humble servitude,
C. Peretti