"Hi, I'm pure evil."

Just found this in an old email forward on safety tips for women:

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Another Safety Point:

Someone just told me her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."

He told her they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded, and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. They had not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby crying outside their doors, when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby. This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana.
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This luring technique is so crazily evil it's almost very funny. I mean, sure you're a murderer/rapist, but do you have to be that kind of murder/rapist? Even most m/rs have their limits.

LADIES!!! IGNORE BABIES! CEASE ALL NURTURING INSTINCTS OR YOU WILL BE KILLED.

REPEAT: IGNORE THE SOUNDS OF BABIES CRYING OR YOU WILL BE EFFECTIVELY RUNNING TO YOUR SLAUGHTER.

UPDATE UPDATE UPSKIRT UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: The second I published this post I had that sneaking feeling....this is too evil to be true. I was right.

You win this time internet! You'd think I'd know better but..............hold on I think I hear a baby crying, gotta dash!