Commiseration

A friend with a career in music was trying to comfort me about some annoying feedback I got a bit ago. He told me his first album was sent back to him in the mail in an envelope. The tape was badly crushed (as if underfoot) and included with it in the envelope was A BAGGIE OF CATSHIT. But that's not all: also included was a very good drawing of a hand with the middle-finger up! THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL MOTHERFUCKING COMMISERATION! I mean this anecdote makes me laugh and I think could get me through almost any bad day.

Tuck it away, friends.