Monday, August 14, 2006

Was thinking about this Onion article today, laughing

It's a good one. My grandfather took his fucking salad dressing recipe to the grave. Peretti's are truly the worst.

OLIVA GARDEN-A! WE MAKE-A THE SECRET EH-SALAD DRESSING! SALAD-A EH-DRESSING! SALAD-A EH-DRESSING! A-OLIVEA GARDEN!

Miss you Gramps.

Rest in peace all Perettis everywhere--and also all the people on the other side of my family who are dead. And all dead people.

DEATH!!!! A-DEATHA!!!!!!! OLIVA GARDEN AND-A DEATH-A! ITALIAN-A AND JEWISH-A! A-HOLOCAUSTA-ITALIANA-EH-JEWISH-A OLIVE-A GARDEN-A!!

May you all rest in peace, you sweet sleeping genetic giants.

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