HAPPY MONDAY

This Monday, I encourage you to quit your job.

Here are some reasons:
You've always wanted to do something else.
One of the people you work with disrespects you on a daily basis.
You'd probably be happier if you sought seasonal work.
Come on, you miss your homeland, don't you? You come from a beautiful homeland!
They over-AC your workplace.

Quit. Fuck it. Quit. "Staying on" is for losers. "Sticking it out" is for losers. "Keeping at it"...losers. "Giving it another go"...losers. "Staying the course"...losers. "Day after day"...losers. Be original, make a choice, tough it out, make a move. You hate your job. This isn't fair to America. You could be the next great American.