Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Transit Strike Tricks!

If you want to trick someone a little bit who is put out by the transit strike--start pretending other things are striking.

So like if they're supposed to come over to visit you just don't answer the door. "Sorry dude--doorbell strike!" They will hate that and feel so tricked. Then once that trick is over and they get inside: bathroom strike. No bathroom use til we don't know when.

If you work at a restaurant, instead of seating people directly, first try: "We're not serving anyone today--food strike." They will laugh so hard.

If somehow you could get a mirror to say "mirror strike" in a robot voice and then this electric cover slides up and clamps shut, that would be the ultimate.

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