Thursday, January 13, 2005

An attempt to describe the scent of a stout, hair-dyed (jetblack) male resident of my apartment building.

Lysol sprayed onto glycerin soap.

Sandalwood mixed in a boiling vat with Zest.

A thousand vomited mothballs.

Ajax + honeysuckle.

Hair gel + nailpolish remover + babywipes.

Cheap cologne mixed cheap alcohol and then an old lady's potpourri mixed in.

Aftershave + Baby Powder + Vodka + rosewater

Incense + scented candles doused in gasoline.

A deathbed plus time & air deodorizor = this smell.

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