Start packing your bags NOW, Jose Guillen

Seriously... he already has 5 homers in 9 games.

He hit 9 homers in 81 games last year. He's got his swing back.

He's got some serious right handed pop this year and he's doing it for a team that isn't going to do diddly this year.

He's as good as gone.

So live out of your suitcase, Jose. Buy travel size toothpaste.

And if there is a BBQ joint in Kansas City you want to try out... do it now!