Feeling heavy?

Here's a good prank shirt to wear this will help you distort reality until people don't exactly know how to judge you anymore.



Then if people get confused they're all: "Wait...are you pregnant?" And you make searching eye contact and nod but then shake your head. Just when they rear back to rip into you for gaining so much belly weight, you go: "No, I am pregnant." And on.



In other news: WHAT?! Police uniforms are avail online?


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