If you take showers in the morning, this tip is for YOU!
Basically once you're done soaping, rinsing, etc., BEFORE you pull the shower curtain open, you use a very dignified English accent and you loudly trill:
"Ladies and gentlemen...I present to you.............[YOUR NAME HERE]....!!!!!"
You really feel like somebody when your feet hit that bathroom carpet. Somebody very important. The main thing is you really have to commit to the voice or you're fucked. You can't half-ass it.
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