Alternate Titles for Television's: "So You Think You Can Dance"

So You Think You Can Entertain Us With Anything You Put Together

So You Think You Can Rope Us in with the Guy Who's 60 Days Sober

So You Think You Can Judge As Snidely As Simon, And With Equal Charisma...But Are Wrong, Even Though He Didn't Set The Bar Very High

So You Think You Can Tell Us Bad Dancers Are Good Dancers Because You're Supposed to be a Panel of Experts, Even Though the Person You Loved Looked Like a Spastic