Tuesday, November 1, 2005
Sunday, October 30, 2005
New smile alert!
I tend to cycle out old smile styles and pick new ones as I go.
Often, I will take my inspiration from a passing child on the street, a minister's wife, a co-worker, or a special neighbor. This time, I found inspiration on a wall.
Guess which smile I chose of the two great choices below?
Often, I will take my inspiration from a passing child on the street, a minister's wife, a co-worker, or a special neighbor. This time, I found inspiration on a wall.
Guess which smile I chose of the two great choices below?
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I chose this one:
Sorry goes out to young Bangs McCheeksen! Your smile was good but not good enough. This is a personal call obviously but I prefer not to pick an open-mouther if I can avoid. It's a little silly for constant use. I prefer the tightly clamped shut half side smile so I'm very happy with my selection. 
Here's some links to email and IM out to people, along with suggestions of a note to preface each link.
I saw this amazing photo that made me think of the world in a whole different way and of course I thought of you because you are also showing me things in a unique light. Your singular perspective means the world to me. I'd be happy to pick this up for you as a token of my appreciation.
Hey, I saw something on Craig's List that I think you'd be really into.
Wanna meet up and get a snack later? My treat.
It's always awkward to explain this to people, but I think I just fell in love. Wanted you to be the first to know...Meet Mr. Chelsea Peretti...
Hey, I saw something on Craig's List that I think you'd be really into.
Wanna meet up and get a snack later? My treat.
It's always awkward to explain this to people, but I think I just fell in love. Wanted you to be the first to know...Meet Mr. Chelsea Peretti...
Is Halloween 8 fucking nights long now?
How is everyone gallavanting around in their costumes--for a week straight? The pep must stop. Okay, okay you're wild and creative! You put your hours in at the day job but then when it's fun time you go out there and give it your all! Point taken!
Last year, I thought it was funny to ask every girl wearing just like a wig, short skirt, and 10 lbs of make-up: "OOo! What are you?"
This year, I was internally revising this fantasy question to "Ooo! What type of slut are you?" Which had me laughing inwardly all evening on Friday, every time I saw some girl in cat ears and daisey dukes.
Late in the night I saw a sexy Asian lady in a blond wig and was thinking of what I very badly wanted to ask her: "Are you a white slut?"
Just kidding! Ladies: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
Last year, I thought it was funny to ask every girl wearing just like a wig, short skirt, and 10 lbs of make-up: "OOo! What are you?"
This year, I was internally revising this fantasy question to "Ooo! What type of slut are you?" Which had me laughing inwardly all evening on Friday, every time I saw some girl in cat ears and daisey dukes.
Late in the night I saw a sexy Asian lady in a blond wig and was thinking of what I very badly wanted to ask her: "Are you a white slut?"
Just kidding! Ladies: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
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