Thursday, November 29, 2007

It is a bad sign when you're googling this at 3 in the morning:



What are you dreaming up, really?

This times a thousand? A festival of this?


BULLY GUY VOICE INSIDE:
Get a fuckin life, Peretti.

SENSITIVE HOT LEADING MAN VOICE INSIDE (running to catch up, slightly out of breath, flush of youth in his cheeks):
Wait! Peretti! Don't be so mean to yourself. It's a beautiful dream.

Monday, November 12, 2007

7pm @ Gotham Comedy Club - great show!

Gotham hosts a stand-up comedy benefit, here's the info from their site:

SEEDS OF PEACE BENEFIT - 7:00 PM
Featuring Catie Lazarus (Righteous Kill, Daily Show) hosting Colin
Quinn (Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, SNL), Jim Norton (Opie & Anthony, Tough Cowd with Colin Quinn, HBO's Lucky Louie), Chelsea Peretti(SuperDeluxe.com, Variety Shac), Dean Obeidallah (Comedy Central's Axis of Evil and the Watch List), John Oliver (Correspondent The Daily Show) and Greg Giraldo (Stand Up Nation with Greg Giraldo) plus two alumni of Seeds of Peace speaking.

And there is an auction and raffle - with prize packages including: VIP
tix to The Colbert Report and The Daily Show, a drawing lesson with a
New Yorker cartoonist, meal with Colin Quinn and Jim Norton, and tons of autographed DVDs, CD's, and books from The New Yorker, The Onion, The Daily Show, South Park, SNL, The Sarah Silverman Program, Margaret Cho, The Chappelle Show and more!!!!

$35 Cover +
2 Beverage Minimum per Person

$40 Cover +
2 Beverage Minimm per Person
Tickets purchased at the door.


To Purchase Tickets Visit
www.seedsofpeace.org

Couple things for Tuesday



All My Exes on NY Mag's "20 Funniest (Intentionally) Videos of 2007" list

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Here you go more shit to consume online, you ravenous monster

Chelsea Peretti, Stand Up

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This is my set from the Variety Shac DVD release show at the Knitting Factory. It's 12 mins long so sit down and take your shoes off and make cocoa.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

HELLO EVERYBODY!

A great review from menupages

Posted by Anonymous on 04/11/2005
Not recommended but I'm too lazy to go elsewhere
Red House is located right around the corner from me, so I've ordered there at least five times. Every time, I kick myself for giving into laziness and for settling for less than par food. The egg roll is probably the least offensive item you can order -- it isn't swimming in grease and is crispy. The wonton soup is not bad either, but is skimpy as they only give you 3 dumplings. The soup is clear and there is no meat in it that I can see. I order the combination meal of boneless spare ribs. Every time I do, I wonder why. They give you a round plastic container filled 5/6ths full of rice and about 10 small pieces of meat. It's usually charred black and has lots of slimy fat in the pieces. The taste is inoffensive but really mediocre. As for the atmosphere, it seems as though the people that work there are an enormous Chinese family. Every single time I've been there, at least 4-5 (up to 10) of the workers are sitting at the few tables (I think 4 tables) eating lunch or dinner and talking loudly. The young girl at the counter is very nice though. The prices may seem reasonable, but really, since so much of the food is rice or broth and not much substance, I honestly don't think it's a great deal.

Monday, November 5, 2007

NY Mag

All My Exes mention. Click image to view full matrix...



All My Exes shot and edited by: Disposable Television, music by: Elegant Too.

See a special live version of All My Exes at The Comedy Festival in Vegas, Nov. 15th and 17th.