DEMS!

Triumph for the DEMS! Dems the breaks! Dems done it! Glittering like precious Dems! Way to go Dems on being Dems! Dems'R'Dems! Go DEMS! You're demsigods! I'll be your private Demscer! OOOOoooo!!! DEMS! Demming it up! Let's go Dems. Demsel in distress! Demsel Washington.

Demszzz.zzz....zzz...zzz...demmsssmzzzmzzzzzzz.....

[Aaaaand lights dem....SCENE.]

Pact: Let's never say "Dems" again. No matter what. Okay?

CHELSEA PERETTI ON "DEMS" / OFFICIAL TAGLINE FOR THIS POST:
Give that abbreviation its "baba" and its "bwanky" -- because that abbreviation is officially tired!