Thank Goodness I know Luke Scott's take on Obama's birth

Seriously, it is very important to know this Good Ole Boy's take that he doesn't think Obama was born in America.

It's important for all of us to hear the well researched and relevant take of the Orioles left fielder on an event that happened well before he was alive, let alone an event he was a witness to.

Now there is a birth certificate, announcements of birth and an eye witness to the President's birth in Hawaii... but obviously THOSE ARE ALL FAKE.

The point is where is the REAL proof? You know, like color sound film of it happening... and having that baby branded so we can follow him from the womb to the White House. You never know! They could have been swapping babies in that hospital in a 50 year old conspiracy to get that baby to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

And that's why Luke Scott is famous. For his informed take on politics.

Oh and it is equally important to DIGNIFY those comments with responses.

I couldn't care less what people's politics are.
I don't form my political opinions based on Ben Affleck, Kelsey Grammar or Charo.

But it is always refreshing to hear people's opinions on relevant issues. You know the OPINION that he wasn't born in America.

I'd also love to hear Dan Uggla's opinion on the Kennedy assassination, Troy Glaus' take on Princess Diana's death and Manny Ramirez's dissertation on Area 51.

Actually I WOULD like to hear that last one.

See Luke Scott's face?

This is the face of a man who knows that he just hit a game tying 9th inning homer off of Mariano Rivera.

This is the face of a man who knows that no matter what bar or family barbecue he ever goes to, he will have the COOLEST story.

Game tying shot off a certain Hall of Famer putting up awesome numbers?

If I hit a homer like that, it would be on my business card.
Hell, it would be how I preface a sentence.

"As a man who hit a game tying shot off of Mariano Rivera... I will have these shirts light starch and on hangers."

See Luke Scott's face?

This is the face of a man who knows that he just hit a game tying 9th inning homer off of Mariano Rivera.

This is the face of a man who knows that no matter what bar or family barbecue he ever goes to, he will have the COOLEST story.

Game tying shot off a certain Hall of Famer putting up awesome numbers?

If I hit a homer like that, it would be on my business card.
Hell, it would be how I preface a sentence.

"As a man who hit a game tying shot off of Mariano Rivera... I will have these shirts light starch and on hangers."