By the way, more Time Out NY video

Inside Comedy: PART 3!!!

Highlights of this "online vid" include:
*Me seriously quoting Madonna!
*More meandering blather!
*More intense music.
*More tense laughter.
*And finally: the saddest cheers.

Even though I don't know how to fix computers I'd like to wear this shirt around

[Via Cory Arcangel's MySpace page!&^&^%!!!!]

What to say to the crowd that has it all?

I ate a steak and an ice cream sundae tonight. Sometimes I don't know if I eat healthy or if eating healthy eats me, bigtime.

If you have audio enabled on your computer...

go on ahead and treat yourself to this eyeglasses site.

I don't know what this says about me in particular, but I just spent a good 20 minutes mousing over "kids, plastic, kids, plastic, kids, plastic..." and just zoning out to the music.

I feel like I gained some clarity on stuff. Like: Do I want to have kids? Ans: Plastic.

In lieu of text, I offer only:

Hm, 1, 2, 3...or 4?!

1. Pros: A ton of pride. Cons: Gay pride.

2. Pros: Heroin addict. Cons: Hairdo.

3. Pros: Seems very centered, great smile. Cons: Douche?

4. Pros: Grass in background looks nice and green. Cons: Dead space in the middle of the photo.

"Oh, New York tap water is the greatest...Oh, it's high quality water, NY water...I drink it all the time, straight from the faucet..."

Please, shut up. Consider shutting up.