Wow.

Good nesssss (The children are our future...a medley)

Sigh... (There's a quiet place...gospel)

Pure songggg... (Arsenio Hall show, acapella)

Ouch. Ow. (Best of, live medley)

Noooo oo o oooo (Tribute to Aretha with Mary J, check out the anunciation on that intro!)

I can't believe I spent yet another night crying to Whitney Houston performances on YouTube. What the fuck is wrong with me...seriously.

But...WAIT!


AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

AHA!

Oh, just when it seemed the old youtube sun would never shine....I come across this genius clip of Whitney on a French talk show with a drunk man. Apparently it's infamous. You must watch it. He comes across like a brilliant character actor in a sketch. It's an Alan Partridge-caliber scenario--but in real life.

Hats off to you, reality!

PS Drunk man = Serge Gainsbourg

PPS Also, here's her debut performance at 19 on the Merv Griffin show (1983).

And finally, blasting at you through your mobile device.

My ringtones are now up on Comedy Central.

If I could be a matchmaker for dogs online

I'd throw these guys together in a room:

Olympic Swan Song

Here's a post on the Whitney debacle, including a brief audio file...

Thanks 2 DG

Do you ever get the feeling

That there's just one person at google assigned to this job?


And that is their fulltime job?

And the person is in a room all day, all week, constantly pitching and drawing google logo modifications? They feel so guilty for not having enough to do. There aren't enough holidays and international events to substantiate their job, yet the job exists. They even have their own office and a title. It's so stressful for this person but they put that stress energy into their work.

Variety Shac in Woodstock. With: David Cross, Jon Benjamin.

MARCH 25TH.
WOODSTOCK.

The show is at the Bearsville Theater, 2 miles west of the Rt. 375 and Rt. 212 Junction.

It's a benefit for the Woodstock Land Conservancy, and is a Goathouse Fever production.

If you've never been up to Woodstock, it's beautiful and just a quick drive/bus ride/train away. This is a great opportunity to take a weekend trip and also soak in some comedy and music (bands and djs).

* Bus Info: http://www.trailwaysny.com/
* Train Info: www.amtrak.com
* Lodging Info: http://www.woodstockchamber.com/lodging.html

Sky Top Motel
30 Forest Hill, Kingston, NY 12401
(845) 331-2900
Rates: $60-85

Twin Gables
73 Tinker St., Woodstock, NY 12498
(845) -679-9479/5638
twngabls@ulster.net
$59-$110 V/MC/D/ AE

Highwoods House
701 Zena-Highwoods Road, Woodstock, NY 12401
(845) -679-5254
email: highwood@bestweb.net
$75 cash/checks

Hate to hammer you over the head with information,

but...BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Re: Party flyers that say "costumes encouraged"

You guys have fun.

Ol' CP is out of the running!