Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Legally insane lyrics

The following lyrics have just been certified "insane" by chelseaperetti.blogspot.com:

"What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,

She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps
. (Check it out)

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.

U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.
"

(Emphasis added.)

Is it wintertime already?

My computer is freezing.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Film Facts

Bob Saget kicked ass in:
*The Aristocrats.



I cried during:
*Short Circuit 2
*Glitter

If I found out I had 2 weeks to live

I think I wouldn't touch a computer.

Well, maybe first I'd send out one mass email--then, nothing. Respond all you want to that email, I'm not online anymore.

Monday, August 15, 2005

It turns out...

If you don't have something nice to say, saying 'nothing at all' isn't a very good alternative.

Especially if you're spending a substantial amount of time with someone.

You gotta figure something else out.