Steve Erwin

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May your weekend be laborious.

To avoid smelly houseguests, post a sign on wc: "Our toilet cant handle #2s." This works.

Ars Nova / 9pm / Sept 8th

Come join me for an evening of me at Ars Nova. I'll be fresh off the plane from sunny and mild California, full of racing thoughts. I love this theaterish, not downtown space. BUY TIX

HAC

(Via JK)

By the by, have you marked your old-fashioned calendar for our upcoming show?


Variety SHAC: Thursday, September 7 @ 8:30 PM sharp

Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
At Galapagos (*in the back room*)
70 N. 6th St.
(From the isle: L train to Bedford Ave.)

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS:
Bright Side
Laura Krafft
Amy Miles

Suggested donation $5

Much like the photo above, Shonali will be sadly absent. This is because she is doing a show in Atlanta. Ultrababyfat is celebrating the release of their newest recordings, NO RINGO NO on Friday, September 8th at the EARL in East Atlanta.

Hahaa

A Subletters Mystery.

Good morning, assholes!

Enjoy the world. It's your day.