Someone create several Hollywood blockbusters--asap!

It's all here. It's a helluva bio. The bio of a genius, a rolemodel, the sufferer of both a "freak" accident and an "unspeakable" one.



A onetime member of the Houston Oilers Cheerleading Squad's "injured reserve."



Dream it, achieve it, ladies and gentlemen...Nikki Georgette.

Guest Blogging at Modern Pooch this week.

I'm going to be guest blogging at Modern Pooch.



Check there for this week's hilarity and sweetness (the overpowering combination I have come to be known for).

Born Into Brothels

Go see it.







Now Playing at Film Forum



IMDB

Rotten Tomatoes

What's up Fatlip?

Best video ever made. One of the very best. Best. Up there. Love it.

I'd like to give a shout out to Elisabeth Maguire.

Angelina Jolie

Is a celebrity that is actually interesting. She seems a little more complex than the average shitty star--if a little nuts.



I'm actually being earnest about being interested in a celebrity and analyzing said celebrity's personality.



Welcome to Friday.

I'm opening for The Lost Tricks tonight at Ars Nova

Tickets/info here (10pm, $10.)