Travel: We Grew Some

We learned to acquire a natural poise.


Heather made us a new friend outside the plant shop.


We sampled the blendeds over at the Coffee Bean. OR DID THEY SAMPLE US!!!??? HHAHAHahaha. Never again.

Thanks to all our travel friends who were so nice: AM, AP, DB, KF, and most importantly: ETC.

Have A Prez Jackson Hair Day!

TO: ALL GENTS READING
FROM: HAIR MANAGEMENT

MAY TODAY AND ALL YOUR DAYS BE PREZ JACKSON HAIR DAYS...



GO FOR IT! PJAX DID IT!

HE TRAILBLAZED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS HAIR-DO SO YOU COULD COMFORTABLY WEAR IT TODAY.



My dad claims to refer to this portrait on the twenty when he goes to the barber so he'll get just the right cut. But this is my blog. And in the future I promise to try to do all my own jokes.

Yeats...on visiting family?

"Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity."

Breakthrough in airport humor today.

It's like the sky opened for me as a "flying experience" jokewriter. Bad food jokes will never be the same, nor will airport security jokes, nor will carry-on luggage jokes, nor will stewardess-verbal-intonation jokes...

Come to Ucb la tonight at eleven pm. We all have fake tans and hair color now and heather got one breast implant.

Old Site New Site

Welcome to the world, new site!

(Yes, there are some things being fixed -- but the bitch is up!)

Couple links from shiftless readers

*Actual snakes released in theater

*Osama + Whitney = LOVE

*K Fed-eral offense caliber sexiness!!